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CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S TEST


2007 CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION

Name: ___________________ Stage Name:__________________
Agent: ___________________ Attorney:____________________ Therapist's Name: _________________

Sex: [ ] Male [ ] Female*
[ ] Formerly Male* [ ] Formerly Female [ ] Both

*If female, indicate breast size: _______
Will the size of your breasts hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

Please list brand of cell phone: ________.
If you don't own a cell phone, please explain why you don't:
_______________________________________________
(Use extra pages, as necessary)

Please check hair color:
Males: [ ] Black [ ] Blond [ ] Gray [ ] Bald
Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde [ ] Bald
Teenagers: [ ] Red [ ] Orange [ ] Green [ ] Purple [ ] Blue
[ ] Skinhead [ ] Other ___________

Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that
apply)

[ ] Eating
[ ] Drinking Starbucks coffee
[ ] Applying make-up
[ ] Shaving (male or female)
[X] Talking on the phone (already checked for your convenience)
[ ] Lifting weights
[ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat
[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
[ ] Tanning
[ ] Watching TV
[ ] Reading Variety
[ ] Surfing the net via laptop
[ ] Discharging firearms / reloading

( ) grooming your cavalier

Please indicate how many times, while driving, you expect to:
[ ] a) Shoot at other drivers _____
[ ] b) Be shot at _____

If you are the victim of a carjacking, you should immediately:
[ ] a) Call the police to report the crime.
[ ] b) Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase.
[ ] c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for your 911 call not going through.
[ ] d) Call your therapist.

In the event of an earthquake, you should:
[ ] a) Stop your car.
[ ] b) Keep driving and hope for the best.
[ ] c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones.
[ ] d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4.


In the instance of rain, you should:
[ ] a) Never drive over 5 MPH.
[ ] b) Drive twice as fast as usual.
[ ] c) You're not sure what "rain" is.


Please indicate your current number of therapy sessions per week:
________


How many of the following medications Are you presently taking ?
a) Prozac [ ]
b) Zovirax [ ]
c) Lithium [ ]
d) Zanax [ ]
e) Valium [ ]
f) Medical pot [ ]
g) Zoloft [ ]
h) All of the above [ ]
i) None of the above* [ ]

* If none, please explain: __________________.


Length of daily commute:
[ ] a) Less than 1 hour*
[ ] b) 1 hour
[ ] c) 2 hours
[ ] d) 3 hours
[ ] e) 4 hours or more

* If less than 1 hour, please explain:____________________.

When stopped by police, you should:
[ ] a) Pull over and have your driver's licence and insurance form ready.
[ ] b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the freeway.
[ ] c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit profit.

Which part of your car will wear out first?
[ ] a) The wiper blades
[ ] b) The seat belts
[ ] c) The horn

Automatic door locks are good for:
[ ] a) Security
[ ] b) Convenience
[ ] c) Messing with the heads of people trying to get in.


The "bright" setting on your headlights is for:
[ ] a) Dark, poorly lit roads
[ ] b) Flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the way
[ ] c) Revenge


Thank you for completing the California Driving Exam.

Je vois que tu as tout passé ces test :lol: car tu as ton permis de conduire :lol: :lol: sans rancune :D